Let’s face it, it really has been a rough couple of weeks. Coronavirus reports are everywhere and all of us are changing our lives to avoid catching the virus and coming into contact with others.
Yes, it’s important to be informed and cautious, but you know the old saying: “laughter is the best medicine?” well, it’s the truth. We all need to find a way to take a few minutes out to laugh, so, below we’ve found some of the best Coronavirus pick-up lines on Twitter. If you want more, just type in #SocialDistancingPickUpLines and have a giggle.
Let’s not forget, that while we’re still looking for the cure, laughter is still one of the best medicines around.
“If covid-19 doesn’t take you out.. can I?”
“You can’t spell quarantine without “u r a q t”
“How about turning those 6 feet into 6 inches?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house
on the other side of the street again?”
“I feel so close to you. As close as the law allows”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d keep U and I exactly where they are, with eleven letters of longing between them.”
“If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I’d be in the highest tax bracket and then I’d be able to get tested for coronavirus.”
“You won’t find a guy with a better respirator mask than me.”
“We can have our happily hoarding ever after? Lol”
“You can’t spell virus without U and I“
“Let me be your Prince “Charmin”
“Did you just give me the coronavirus because baby, you are getting me all hot and bothered.”
“Girl, you’re so hot, I’d let you get within five feet of me.”
“If I had two bottles of hand sanitizer, I’d give you one.”
“Is that COVID-19 induced pneumonia? Because you’re taking my breath away.”
“Is that a respirator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is it hot in here, or is it just your fever?
We aren’t breaking up- I just can’t see you for the next 12 to 18 months.”
“No…leave the mask on”
“Is that Purell in your pocket or are you glad to see me?”
“Wanna sanitize and chill?”
“Are you a pandemic because you’ve got my heart on lockdown.”